I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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