I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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