I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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