I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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