what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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