What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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