Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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