Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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