i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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