belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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