If that was your dad, he is hot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well you can't waste a boner
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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