4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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