i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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