i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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