She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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