Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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