im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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