Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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