the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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