I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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