We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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