Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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