Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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