i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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