i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm really busy with my period
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