Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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