I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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