Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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