Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
