Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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