why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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