And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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