I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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