People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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