On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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