D3 body, D1 cock
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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