I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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