Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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