How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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