We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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