Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize