you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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