Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
my poor anus
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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