he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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