marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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