I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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