This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
