I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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