Christians are straight up FREAKS
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
