butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
how can u be prego again
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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