Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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