I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
