i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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