3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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