y did u give ur computer a hand job?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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