theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
